Everyone in the world should get Twitter.

I was just going through some of my favourite Tweets from awesome people I’ve been following. Look what you’re missing out on:

rainnwilson   Justin Beiber has become a total sellout. I loved his early, raw mall appearances.

thesulk   Loud sneezers want attention. Don’t give it to them.

IAmKellyFierce   @IAmErinHannon Take a break from that dumb accounting and help me pick out toe rings online!!!

nerdist   RT @m_shinoda I asked yo mama if she knew what a paradigm was. She said “twenty cent” #sciencesnaps

thesulk   “Obi Wan? More like Obi Lost.” (Stormtrooper Zinger)

thesulk   If your Irish friend is suddenly way into biking, it’s a DUI.

feliciaday   Accidentally ate some chocolate that I bought as a gift for someone. I guess they’ll never know how good it was. Unless I tell them. #evil

RiversCuomo   That was dope of France to give us the Statue of Liberty.

rainnwilson   I bought a book called ‘Night’ by Elie Wiesel thinking it was a sequel to Twilight. Apparently, there are worse things than vampires.

starwars   #votedmostlikely to steal your sandwich and degrade your girlfriend —-> Jabba the Hutt

kristenschaaled   RT @EugeneMirman Just got home & my cat is meowing tons. I think he wants food, unless he’s trying to tell me about his boring fucking day.

darthvader   I was born fatherless, raised a slave, turned to the Dark Side & killed my true love. “Borderline personality disorder”? Bite me CNN.

thesulk   I’m gonna start calling the 80’s the AIDies. Credit where credit is due, right?

BonesMcCoy   Some of the crew were complaining they didn’t get any presents from me. God Dammit! I’m a doctor not Santa Claus.

I find this super entertaining.